Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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