READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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