He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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