Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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