Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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