I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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