that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
And then he peed in my hair
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