He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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