My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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