yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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