So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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