If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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