If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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