Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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