In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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