O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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