found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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