He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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