My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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