Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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