We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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