Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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