I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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