She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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