Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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