I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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