Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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