He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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