if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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