My first STD was from a foam party
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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