Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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