ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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