i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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