So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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