dude i'm inner monologue high
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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