Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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