He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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