it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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