I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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