using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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