Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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