I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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