I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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