Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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