I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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