Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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