So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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