he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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