let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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