This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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